What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did one plate say to the other?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Shoutout to my grandma!