How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which cats have the best manners?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?