Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?