Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?