What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
A tailwind.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?