What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Sleep.
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What kind of bee do teachers love?