What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why can't you trust a pig?
When does a horse talk?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?