Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?