What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?