What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
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Why did electricity win the race?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How was the wedding?
What did March say to the madness?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?