Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
How long do chickens work?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why was the broom late for school?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?