Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is a mouse's favorite game?