Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What animal floats best?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of music do planets like?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?