Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do polar bears vote?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?