Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
The winternet!
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do fleas travel?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?