Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
We had a discussion about roses.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?