Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What words make the best athletes?
What time of day was Adam created?
What animal has the most fun?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?