Which superhero is best at baseball?
Batman!
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is the color of the wind?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?