Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a small mom?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How does a cow do math?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the tire self-conscious?