What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the fish blush?
Where was Noah born?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?