What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?