What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?