What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What animal floats best?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What dish does only a baseball player use?