What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's E.T. short for?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?