What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?