Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
The museum curator needed a break.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?