Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Because if they were 90 degrees, then the ice would melt.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What dog never pays attention in class?