Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?