Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Because it was really foul.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?