Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Golf clubs!
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are stones so good at music?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?