Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do amoebas make calls?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?