Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What says: oom oom oom?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?