What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?