Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What animal scores the most in basketball?