What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?