What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?