Which celebrity loves to read?
Elliot Page.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do golfers hate cake?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call hiking college students?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?