What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do math teachers eat?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do you measure a millennial?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?