What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Trick or feet!
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the mime upset?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?