Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
It was a collage grad.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
I broke my finger!
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?