Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
It was a collage grad.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do termites go camping?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?