Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What table can you never sit at?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?