What's a frog's favorite year?
A leap year!
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you wash a lamb?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?