What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Do dads always snore?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?