What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A gift bag.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the shower say to the toilet?