What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What animal scores the most in basketball?