I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?