What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are cars magic?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?