Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do stars go to college?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?