Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?