Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?