Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?