What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What animal has the most fun?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do amoebas make calls?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?