What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which animal is the most religious?