What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?