What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What tea do footballers drink?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How long do chickens work?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How are mountains able to see?