Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?