What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?