What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?