My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How does a penguin build its house?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why is money so stubborn?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How do birds threaten one another?