Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
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Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?