Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do all the planets get along?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?