What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
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Where would you find an elephant?
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What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do snowmen get information?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?